Why Mummy Doesn’t Give A ****! Gill Sims Harpercollins Αγγλικά Βιβλία Fiction Modern

Family Begins With A Capital Eff I’m Wondering How Many More F*Cking ‘Phases’ I Have To Endure Before My Children Become Civilised And Functioning Members Of Society? It Seems Like People Been Telling Me ‘It’s Just Phase!’ For The Last Fifteen Bloody Years Not Sleeping Through Night Is ‘Just Phase ’ Potty Training Associated Accidents ‘Is Phase’ Tantrums Terrible Twos Are Picky Eating Back Chat Obsessions Toddler Refusals Nap Teenage Inability Leave Their Beds 1Pm Without Rocket Being Put Up Arse Endless Singing Frozen Songs Dabbing Weeks Where Apparently Making Them Wear Pants Was Akin Child Torture All Phases!’ When Do End Though? When? Mummy Dreams Quirky Rural Cottage Roses Around Door Chatty Chickens In Garden Life As Ever Going Quite She Planned Paxo Oxo Bisto Turn Out Be Highly Rambunctious Rather Than Merely Jaggy Thorns Her Precious Moppets Now Giant Teenagers Instead Wittering At About Who Would Win Fight – Dragon Badger Or Ninja Horse They Snapchatting Away Stropping Tiny Communicating Mainly Grunts Except Demanding Ellen Provides Taxi Services Small Hours There Never But Any Milk House Least One Thing Can Agree On That Rescued Barry Wolfdog May Indeed Ugliest Dog World He Also Loveliest Σελίδες: 352 Διαστάσεις: 12 9X12 9Cm